YOLO Stock Investing:
This page is just to help you. The Optimize my Portfolio button will take you in a different direction, if you are having second thoughts, or hopefully, your YOLO paid off and you are ready for your next evolution.
“Bulls make money, Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered”
You Sir, are a pig. I hope you can get fattened up before escaping the slaughterhouse. Realize that you are on borrowed time.
Your brain is working against you.
- Denial. (blaming them (market makers, politicians, boomers, etc…))
- Anger. (I’m going to sue!)
- Bargaining. (Well if i do this then maybe i could make my money back)
- Depression. (fuck, that sucks, maybe I should give up)
- Acceptance. (OK. I took a hit. Fuck it. I have moved on)
Chances are your bet is out there fully exposed.
Protect it by installing rules.
Traders develop trading rules and systematize their processes to guard against the persistent hazards of investor psychology.
My First YOLO
My first degenerate YOLO idea came back in 1999. After college, I went straight to the trading floors in Chicago, principally because I was attracted by the leverage offered in the Futures Market. The floor was a lot of fun and WSB reminds me of the feeling of being there.
At one point early in my career, despite being a successful scalper, using the advantage of presence (sight, sound, energy, tension) on the futures trading floor to spot intraday investment opportunities for my customers, I wanted to find something more scalable so I wouldn’t have to cold call doctors and dentists after the bell.
My company let me put up a campaign on the website where I was pitching that Y2K fears would insight a short-covering rally in the gold market and investors could put up big returns in far out-of-the-money gold options.
Call it beginner’s luck.
I am afraid that the odds are probably stacked against you.
The Greater Fool Theory
Many of the top meme’s in the sub are terrible Investments.
You know this, right?
Of course, terrible investments can still make great trades but for your trade to work there must be enough people that see it how you see it after you’ve seen it. AND You need an exit strategy, so you’re not left being the bag holder.
I joined WSB about 6 months ago. (authored in November 2020) There were under 1 million members and the number of people buying FD’s was 10-30K. One Month ago, WSB had 2M members. Last week, WSB had 4 million members and 700K buying FD’s. Yesterday it had 8 million degenerates. – The supply of follow-on buyers has been growing big. It won’t last. Think Musical chairs.
If you are betting that the WSB Army will push the stock,
do you have quantitative evidence of that?
Are you early enough on the trend?
Watch the traffic on any given meme stock
Divine and Spiritual Dimensions
There’s an abundance of stories of lottery winners and ball players who create tremendous fortunes and then find themselves literally broke in a remarkably short period of time thereafter. There is a quote in the bible:
Whoever has will be given more, and he will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken away from him.
If you are YOLOing out of desperation then you have already assumed the identity of the person without – and you are manifesting that reality with one YOLO trade.
Consider if you are in good standing with the Lord.
My Conversation with Warren Buffett
I’ve never spoken with Warren Buffett. Well, sort of.
Early in my career, I recall a day, unspectacular in most ways, but of a curious note, I recall that Warren Buffett was speaking on the television. surely owing to some sort of psychosis, I formed a question in my head targeted towards Mr. Buffett. I had asked, that if I like this stock so much and thought it was going to $80 a share then why not just get some out of the money call options that would maximize the payoff should my hypothesis prove correct. At that moment, Warren Buffett paused, then he stated as clear as day that it would be “over reaching.” I don’t know what the hell Warren was actually talking about, but I do know I had some sort of divinely inspired answer to my question.
Author, doctor, and new age philosopher Joe Dispenza, says that the Universe will only deliver what you believe you are worthy to receive. Perhaps the frequent failure of overreaching is of this nature.
How to YOLO
I totally get the allure of rapid, life-changing money – who doesn’t. As I am writing this today, my trading account is up about 40% in two days (now editing this and I lost 23% yesterday) I’m not gloating but I want you to know that I’m one of you…. a f****** degenerate.
140 years ago, when the stock exchange was outside on the curb, they used to call us plungers. Big dick bets. Some things never change. WSB
I strongly advice against putting everything into one idea. If you do, please research Fortunes Formula a.k.a the Kelly Criterion, which is an optimal bet sizing algorithm under a no diversification scenario.
For fucksake, you can YOLO without putting it all on one f****** stock, not telling you need to be so diversified to make the bank trustee happy, but you can still do two or three things and pull a YOLO.
If you take my advice on this, ideally find uncorrelated assets.
- Something long,
- Something short. (calls and puts)
- Different stocks
- Different sectors
- Different time horizons
- Different countries
- Different narratives
each of these represent a dimension of diversification.
But not in this case.
- Big dick trade
This is where diversification truly delivers.
The importance of Capital Preservation
Be a Pro.
Just cuz you’re a degenerate doesn’t mean you can’t be professional. I don’t mean working inside Financial Services, but it may be smart to take on a few attributes of a professional investor.
Investment professionals are fiduciaries, when they manage other people’s money. A fiduciary is a simple yet profound word, which means that they must put the interests of their clients ahead of their own interests. Commission-oriented Brokers such as Robinhood are not fiduciaries.
Typically, only Investment Advisors and Trustees are fiduciaries.
Part of being a fiduciary is that an investor must consider both the risks and the rewards before investing. Have you thought of the risks of your position? I suggest you write them down.
This little exercise is a miracle worker and has saved me from many investments that looked great on the surface, but cannot survive real due diligence (DD).
Taking profits is a grossly underserved area of investments and academic research. Having standing limit orders on highly volatile positions can change your fortunes.
How to pick your YOLO ideas.
This is too big a topic for this post, but don’t be the bag holder – if WSB Is saturated with memes on your YOLO idea, chances are you’re too late.
Don’t be swayed by other autists.
Be original – Do your own DD, mind your execution, put your position on, then you can share it in WSB.
If you are buying FD’s consider buying something somewhat in the Money. This way, if you lose, you don’t lose it all. Live to fight another day.
If you’re going to buy call options, you should probably know how expensive they are.
I use Market Chameleon.
Do the Math
First, No judgements here. Good luck.
But , most investors should not YOLO-vest. (i just made that up!). In rare cases, for those needing a huge return in a specific period wherein the utility of wealth in a success scenario far exceeds the lost utility of a total loss, by more than the probability of a successful outcome, then ok.
Consider incorporating some high-risk-high return bets into your Investment Strategy
Becoming rich is a journey and I encourage you to embrace the journey.
See Lisa’s investment journey and her decision to take control of her investment portfolio.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is YOLO?
What is an WSB?
What is a Fiduciary?
Commission-oriented Brokers such as Robin Hood or Charles Schwab are not fiduciaries.
Typically, only Investment Advisors and trustees are fiduciaries.
Part of being a fiduciary, Is that an investor must consider both the risks and the rewards before investing. Fiduciaries must exercise skill and prudence, and fiduciaries must diversify.